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Crush a strong and often short lived infatuation particularly for someone beyond your reachDarcy Barrett has undertaken a global survey of men She’s travelled the world and can categorically say that no one measures up to Tom Valeska whose only flaw is that Darcy’s twin brother Jamie saw him first and claimed him forever as his best friend Despite Darcy’s best efforts Tom’s off limits and loyal to her brother % That’s the problem with finding her dream man at age eight and peaking in her photography career at age 99 Per. Thanks to William Morrow Paperbacks for the free review copyWhat in tarnation did I just readSally Thorne really really flopped with this book This book was so bad that I m uestioning if The Hating Game is even as good as I remember it This book is a HOT mess and I don t know where to begin The main downfall of this book and the reason why I cannot give it than one star is because the dialogue and writing of this book are downright incomprehensible There are no transitions between anything or explanation about any characters or the setting or literally ANYTHING that I seriously got anxiety when I was reading this thinking I was dyslexic and I was misreading sentences But no it was just how this book was written From the characters interactions and dialogue making no sense whatsoever to the remarkable lack of detail and the disjointed writing it was such a pain to get through For instance the first few chapters of this book are set at a bar where she works but then it s literally never mentioned again And in the middle of reading this book I kept having to stop and reread the synopsis just to remind myself what was happening It s by far the WEIRDEST writing ever that says a lot without actually telling you anything It s like you re listening to Darcy s thoughts but she isn t actually describing what s happening and her thoughts aren t all too bright or interesting eitherI initially liked that Darcy was badass and had this take no bullshit attitude but very uickly I realized how flimsy that was and that none of the characters actually had any personality Sally Thorne has really funny writing but funny writing is not a character personality like she tried to make it be Darcy was supposed to be strong but flawed but I just found her flawed She was alternatingly pathetic and annoying throughout the book She was so whiney she was like a child In general none of these characters behave like human adults Tom was an asshole because he withheld info from her disappeared every time it got angsty and snapped at her because he was stressed about his own shit There are no speaker tags after dialogue so everything gets muddled Everything just jumps around and I hated hated hated this book s writing I hated the relationship in this book It made NO sense Darcy has been in love with Tom since they were kids and he felt the same but when she says she wants to have sex with him literally yelling get in me at him he s like omg no im not good enough for you i could never AND THEN 250 PAGES OF PINING GO BY and Darcy s like no you re good enough then they smash I m so confused I m not even coherent like WHAT is this book NOTHING is explained and i dont know if they re supposed to love or hate each other or why there was angst in the first place Also I had a massive issue with the 2008 brand of massive overprotectiveness these characters sported Darcy had this insane daydream that Tom was a giant imaginary wolf who protected her and she brought this up multiple times throughout the book pretending he was alongside her Uhhhhhhhhhhh ok Furry side plot Miserable Also the title concept of being 100 percent mine was super problematic and the characters insinuated many times that they would kill anyone who the other person tried to hook up with or be with Darcy envisioned killing Tom s ex girlfriend multiple times In a fight with her brother after it was revealed that Tom and Darcy got together she childishly tells her brother I m keeping him It was just so wildly gross and unrealistic and childish like this is my toy and you can t play with itthe ONLY good part about this book was that Tom and Darcy had moments of softness but they were inevitably ruined by stupid dialogue or weird emotional angst I can see what this book was trying to do and honestly it has the bones and conflict set up of a good book especially with Sally Thorne s ability to write soft characters and emotional angst but those moments were so fleeting and this book was ultimately ruined by a lack of explanation of anything and the strangest most disjointed writing I have EVER encountered Long story short I m gonna pretend this doesn t exist and keep recommending The Hating Game

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Cent PDFEPUBtwenty ever since she’s had to learn to settle for good enoughWhen Darcy and Jamie inherit a tumble down cottage from their grandmother they’re left with strict instructions to bring it back to its former glory and sell the property Darcy plans to be in an aisle seat halfway across the ocean as soon as the renovations start but before she can cut and run she finds a familiar face on her porch house flipper extraordinaire Tom’s arrived he’s bearing power tools and he’s single for the first time in almost a de. ARC provided by the publisher via Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review Maybe he s 1 percent mine That has to be enough Sally Thorne s long awaited and most anticipated sopho release 99 Percent Mine was truly a wild ride for me I ll be honest it took me a while to warm up to this story and especially to this main character but I ended up enjoying this one for the most part But sadly it is no The Hating Game or at least it wasn t for meThis story stars Darcy Barrett who is a wedding photographer who is currently working at a bar while also living in a house that her grandmother left to her and her twin brother Jamie after she passed away Darcy has never been known to stay in one place for long but she can no longer find her passport so she is sort of stuck in the town she has grown up in Plus the house that was left to Darcy and Jamie desperately needs to be completely remodeled And one night when Darcy is coming home from work at the bar she realizes that the contractor on the remodeling job is none other that her and Jamie s best friend Tom Who also is the one guy who has been able to get under Darcy s skin and into her heart except when she had the opportunity to finally have him she completely blew it and now he is engaged to someone else Sounds like a pretty good read right I actually adored the set up and the actual uniue setting of this story Okay now that we have the basic premise out of the way I want to talk a little bit about Darcy and why she was the main reason I didn t enjoy this story for the first fifty perfect For one Darcy is written to be so edgy and uirky and constantly let s you know it I lost count of how many times she or other characters remarked on her short hair and nipple piercing Side note who gets one nipple pierced in 2019 Like come on But basically this was all super annoying and felt so forced to me Next Darcy is living with a very serious chronic heart condition which she completely ignores throughout most of the book This ended up being very triggering for me I don t want to make this review about me and my family but if you ve seen a few other reviews I have talked about my dad s heart condition before and how much it has impacted me my family and my anxiety s life So reading about a character that just didn t give a shit was really bothering to me Especially since she relies on her twin brother to literally save her life Trust me I completely understand depression and not caring to better yourself or take care of your health but she just chose to rely on her brother and make really poor choices no matter her mental state And friends I promise you no dick is ever worth your health or your life I swear to every higher power I m the client I m his best friend s sister I m Mr and Mrs Barrett s weak hearted daughter I m the liability he swore to take care of Okay let s talk some about Tom I loved Tom completely But sometimes Darcy s over aggression and scary behavior towards him was too much for me And all the ugly jealously and nasty things she would say about his fianc Like come on let s not Also Darcy does some very grey area cheating attempts in this book that made me kind of uncomfortable And the last thing that bothered me was the not so great sibling relationship Plus Jamie just read so insufferable You all know my brother is my best friend in this entire world and I just don t really enjoy seeing not great sibling bonds in stories even though the story constantly tries to make you feel like they at least had a good relationship for most their lives Especially since Darcy and Jamie s dynamic was so weird and I felt like I was missing so much I really think this book would have benefited from way actual flashbacks for Darcy Jamie and Tom s childhood Like I think it would have improved this book so muchOh my gosh I sound so negative but I promise I did end up enjoying this read The sex scenes were 1110 I won t lie And the angst and the payoff felt so damn satisfying Also Sally Thorne just knows how to write amazing banter in general From making me swoon to making me cry to making me laugh out loud this author really can weave words together so damn well Oh and I loved Darcy s best friend Truly so much Like give me her book please But only her you feel me Overall this was a fun read even if it took me a little bit to warm up to Darcy and all the situations she had going on Plus I think this was a really fun and uniue play on the friends to lovers trope The writing is great the pace is fast and fantastic the banter will make you giggle and the romance will have you fanning yourself I for sure think that if you enjoyed The Hating Game that there is a good chance you will enjoy this one too even though it really is completely different But I m mostly excited to see what Sally Thorne does next Blog Instagram Twitter Tumblr Youtube Twitch The uotes above were taken from an ARC and are subject to change upon publicationContent and trigger warnings for talk of loss of a loved one alcoholism a very serious chronic heart condition and threat of failure throughout the entire book assault unwanted grabbing of her wrist in a threatening manner in a empty parking lot and a few uestionable commentsjokes made about people s cultures like going to bury nametags in the Japanese forest Aokigahara

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CadeSuddenly Darcy’s considering sticking around to make sure her twin doesn’t ruin the cottage’s inherent magic with his penchant for grey and chrome She’s definitely not staying because of her new business partner’s tight t shirts or that perfect face that's inspiring her to pick up her camera again Soon sparks are flying and it’s not the faulty wiring It turns out one percent of Tom’s heart might not be enough for Darcy any This time around she’s switching things up She’s going to make Tom Valeska percent her. Why must I sufferI know I complain a lot I m aware of it and while I don t think it s a problem and in fact only adds to my charms I m sure that in times like these it reduces the estimated degree to which I am sufferingBut you guys I am really really suffering hereThe Hating Game is one of my most surprising beloved books ever I like to read love stories sue me but they rarely make me feel anything I ve read The Hating Game three times and been swept up in it every timeSorry I said swept up in it Cheesy and grossI have been waiting for this book since 2016 This was not only my most anticipated release of the year it was probably my most anticipated release PERIOD Some of my favorite authors are dead so new releases are few and far between anywayAnd what I got wasthis A cereal bowl of disappointment And I don t even really like cereal Except Lucky Charms Okay tangentWhat made The Hating Game so lovely was its great developed characters and its immersive romance and its funny banterEverything about this felt half bakedThe main character Darcy reads like the protagonist in a Hunger Games knockoff Remember those few years when every single YA release was a dystopian with a female protagonist whose only traits were being vaguely Badass And Strong That s Darcy Except add has legitimately no control of herself to the point where she behaves like a toddler and is mostly thinking about sex at any given time in a way that doesn t really make sense and is in fact very gross Since we spend most of the book in Darcy s head swooning over her construction worker childhood friend this gets old fastSaid object of lust love is about as well developed He is just Kind And Strong Fun stuffBut above all this book makes no SENSE It has no plot and it skips around and it spends massive passages describing things that never come back into play It s all so confusing and mind boggly that I almost can t put it into words but this review does a really good job of itI don t know what happened here Maybe this is a one hit wonder author But what I do know is that I m going to delete this book from my memory and just read The Hating Game twice as oftenBottom line With The Hating Game my emotions were put so thoroughly through the wringer that I was delighted with the happily ever after because of how invested I was The happily ever after of this book is that it s finally over pre reviewthis justwasn t The Hating Gamereview to come 15 stars currently reading updatesIT S FINALLY HAPPENING tbr reviewTHERE S A COVER THERE S A SYNOPSIS EVERYTHING IS COMING TOGETHERWhy didn t anyone TELL ME THE TITLE CHANGED THE RELEASE DATE WAS PUSHED BACK THERE IS NO LONGER A SYNOPSISSOMEONE TELL ME WHAT S HAPPENING OR AT THE VERY LEAST GIVE ME A PAPER BAG TO BREATHE INTO My feelings on this book as told in The Office gifsMe reading this synopsisMe remembering that I ll read anything Sally Thorne writes after The Hating GameMe thinking about all the times I ve been disappointed by my most anticipated books Probably me the day this book finally comes out

10 thoughts on “99 Percent Mine

  1. says:

    Thanks to William Morrow Paperbacks for the free review copyWhat in tarnation did I just read????????Sally Thorne really really flopped with this book This book was so bad that I'm uestioning if The Hating Game i

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    I don't even know what this is about but after The Hating Game

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    I have the feeling that Sally will soon become one of those authors I won't even uestion I'll just read whatever she writes

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    ARC provided by the publisher via Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review “Maybe he’s 1 percent mine That has to be

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    Spoiler Alert💥Poof💥 There goes my 2019 reading resolution which was only read what I'm genuinely interested in and no rating less than 3 starsBut fu fi fo fa this was a bust To say 99 Percent Mine was one of the most anticipated books for 2019 wouldn't be an exaggeration which is perfectly understandable considering that Thorne's debut The Hating Game was such a hit So we hunkered down and marked off our calendars with some

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    Why must I suffer?I know I complain a lot I’m aware of it and while I don’t think it’s a problem and in fact only adds to my charms I’m sure that in times like these it reduces the estimated degree to which I am sufferingBut you guys I am really really suffering hereThe Hating Game is one of my most surprising beloved books

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    Read this twice in the same year and there’ll be many rereads to come Perfect story I can’t wait for books

  9. says:

    Update 1221 Dropping my rating to 1 star because I can't remember a single thing I genuinely liked about this book

  10. says:

    DNF pg 50I decided to read this