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Zoe is used to taking care of herself and has long ago accepted that if anything bad was going to happen it was going to happen to her So when she loses her job over something most bosses would probably be happy with and her life starts going down hill from there she doesn't expect it to get any better She certainly didn't expect any help from the loud jerk next door but then again she h Oh I loved it Another really funny over the top steamy HOT Neighbor From Hell romance IMHO this was just as good if not a wee bit better than Playing for Keeps Trevor wants the PERFECT WIFESo Trevor is a typical Bradford male a guy who is completely full of himself and darn right clueless about women but who is also considerate when he tries loyal and sexy as hell He could eat you out of house and home but he is also a hard worker and a devoted family guy who will be there for you in a pinch Trevor Zoe shares a town home with her landlord’s nephew a converted building where the top and bottom half are their own units The walls are thin the driveway small but the rent is cheap And the guy living upstairs is going to drive her insane So when he steels her pizza delivery on the same day she lost her job and her car window broke she lets him know what a terrible neighbor he is – only to find out he owns the building and is her real landlord and is the biggest jerk alive ZoeFeeling like a total cad for insulting Zoe’s weight problem and making her run away crying he goes about trying to make amends He helps her get a job at the Bradford’s construction site as the office manager offers to repair her car and even offers her a part time job working as his personal shopper and house cleaner Keeping the refrigerator full might just be the hardest part of her job But as Zoe starts to get her life back on track and is even losing weight she can’t help but feel lonely And horny Really horny So could she really do a friends with benefits with her hot neighbor? Why not My final thoughtsThis was such a great addition to the Neighbors From Hell series I can't wait for the next I loved Trevor and Zoe even when he was being a jerk and she was pushing his buttons they really worked for me They were smoking hot together too and I really felt the sexual tension between them It kept me laughing until the end and the ending made me a believer in these crazy Bradford guys I think why I might like this one a bit than Playing For Keep is that Trevor wasn't uite as obnoxious as Jason and I could relate to so many of their situations Zoe's weight problem was a big part of this story and with that comes a woman who doesn't feel beautiful or worthy of a hot guy like Trevor It does take him a while to see past her weight issue but I liked that he got to know her as a person first anyway As he fell for her as a person his opinion of her body morphed into total desire and wild lust I also enjoyed the ending in Perfection too as it wasn't overly angsty like in PFK When he decided Zoe was going to be his he holds nothing back You have to love a guy who is willling to go to such lengths for the woman he loves Sigh We also get to see lots of Jason Haley and their little rug rats Look A baby Bradford ready to chow down Perfection waswell perfection The Knight (High Kingdom, you out of house and home but he is also a hard worker and a devoted family guy who will be there for Kleist in Thun you in a pinch Trevor Zoe shares a town home with her landlord’s nephew a converted building where the top and bottom half are their own units The walls are thin the driveway small but the rent is cheap And the guy living upstairs is going to drive her insane So when he steels her pizza delivery on the same day she lost her job and her car window broke she lets him know what a terrible neighbor he is – only to find out he owns the building and is her real landlord and is the biggest jerk alive ZoeFeeling like a total cad for insulting Zoe’s weight problem and making her run away crying he goes about trying to make amends He helps her get a job at the Bradford’s construction site as the office manager offers to repair her car and even offers her a part time job working as his personal shopper and house cleaner Keeping the refrigerator full might just be the hardest part of her job But as Zoe starts to get her life back on track and is even losing weight she can’t help but feel lonely And horny Really horny So could she really do a friends with benefits with her hot neighbor? Why not My final thoughtsThis was such a great addition to the Neighbors From Hell series I can't wait for the next I loved Trevor and Zoe even when he was being a jerk and she was pushing his buttons they really worked for me They were smoking hot together too and I really felt the sexual tension between them It kept me laughing until the end and the ending made me a believer in these crazy Bradford guys I think why I might like this one a bit than Playing For Keep is that Trevor wasn't uite as obnoxious as Jason and I could relate to so many of their situations Zoe's weight problem was a big part of this story and with that comes a woman who doesn't feel beautiful or worthy of a hot guy like Trevor It does take him a while to see past her weight issue but I liked that he got to know her as a person first anyway As he fell for her as a person his opinion of her body morphed into total desire and wild lust I also enjoyed the ending in Perfection too as it wasn't overly angsty like in PFK When he decided Zoe was going to be his he holds nothing back You have to love a guy who is willling to go to such lengths for the woman he loves Sigh We also get to see lots of Jason Haley and their little rug rats Look A baby Bradford ready to chow down Perfection waswell perfection

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As nothing to lose so puts her trust in him and hopes for the best What she didn't expect was the once in a lifetime opportunity that he offers her through an arrangement where they both benefit and no one is supposed to get hurt but she should have known better because her luck has never been that goodLike most Bradfords Trevor has a soft spot for food but that's about all He leads a pr So Trevor is basically another food obsessed weirdo in the long line of Bradfords and the second neighbor from hell But unlike Jason this guy is a jerk who thinks he is God's gift to womenkind and doesn't give a damn about anything except eating and fucking He keeps bragging thankfully in his solilouy that he has done a favour to Zoe by asking her to sleep with him And that he'll only carry on this arrangement with his plain frumpy tenant till he finds the perfect wife for him who would make every guy around a 10 mile radius burn with jealously and cook like a Master chef contestant All the while thinking he'll never be pussy whipped like his cousin ie have loving feelings for his wife As if this wasn't enough to make me want to give him several swift kicks in his ass he keeps rambling about how a generous and giving person he is Such a doucheZoe on the other hand was so bloody sweet and deserved better than this miserable jerkwad I hated how she was body shamed throughout the book and her being so accepting about the whole scenario Wish she had taken a bat to Trevor's and his buddies' heads and taught them a lessonTrevor does try to make up for all the shit he put her through but never does it feel enough The ending was all sappy and shit like the previous book with food obsessed 'cute' kids and large happy family gatherings but there could have been a bit of grovelling for the guy before Zoe agreed to marry his sorry ass Considering the over the top humor and okayish romance I'd probably give this book 3 stars Definitely a let down from Playing for keeps

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Etty straightforward life and likes to keep things simple and that includes his relationships He wants the perfect woman and knows exactly what she'll be like So when he discovers much to his horror that he's thinking about his frumpy little neighbor he decides the best way to get his head straight is by working her out of his system He'll keep her around but only until he finds perfecti October 2013 Reread This book once again rocked my worldWARNING Do not read this in public areaspeople think you are crazy when you laugh hysterically for seemingly no reasonassholesThis has got to be the best 72p I have EVER spent and has now sparked off a teeny tiny obsession with buying every book that RL Mathewson has ever published Zoe has had the worst day of her life Ever Attacked by the bosses wife unfairly fired from her soul destroying job her car window breaking and then the final straw her arrogant neighbour from hell stealing her pick me up pizza She can't take any But the confrontation with her neighbour the handsome arrogant food obsessed Trevor leads in to unexpected directions as they set up a little arrangement to benefit them bothI bought this on impulse as I love plain Jane stories I am ashamed to say I thought it would be a uick enjoyable but ultimately forgettable read I was wrong I LOVED this book It was funny and sexy and it reminded me alot of Shelly Laurenston's style it has the same foul mouthed sarcastic humour THAT I LOVE Trevor also reminded me alot of an SL hero Briec he was adorably arrogant completely self centered most the time but also hot as hell Zoe was good as well funny and I loved seeing her come out her shell watching her wind up Trevor was hilariousThe romance between them as well as being funny was also sweet and steamy they slowly went from fuck buddies to being in a relationship without either of them really noticing The other characters around them were also great the whole Bradford Clan were completely food obsessed and a little insane and I can't wait to read about themThis was a great book I loved every second of it am now off to to loot the rest of RL Mathewson's books


10 thoughts on “Perfection

  1. says:

    Meet Trevor he's a jerk He's looking for a dream woman he can flaunt around town and rub in other men's faces Aside from being drop dead gorgeous dream woman must also be a gourmet cook come from a large family and basically be willing to be Trevor's love puppet Meet Zoe Trevor's slightly over weight and plain looking neighbor Zoe is not having a good day She just lost her job after exposing that one of the owner's wives was stealing money her car's window broke her obnoxious neighbor took up both her and his parking spots forcing her to park on the street He then proceeded to use the last of her laundry detergent after tossing her clothes off of the communal washing machine and to top it all off confiscated her pizza Having enough of being walked over that day Zoe tries to reclaim her food only to have Trevor tell her Its not like you need it Feeling mildly guilty for saying that out loud Trevor decides to make amends by getting Zoe a job at his uncle's construction business He also decides to pay her to do his laundry grocery shopping and clean his apartment Slowly over the weeks Trevor and Zoe find themselves becoming friends However Trevor is mortified when he finds himself attracted to Zoe After all she's the complete opposite of his dream woman She's plain can't cook and worst of all to him she's fat Thinking it's just a phase that he'll eventually get over Trevor proposes a friends with benefits relationshipI loathed Trevor in this book to me he had no redeeming ualities The only reason why I didn't stop reading is because I enjoyed the first book in the series Playing for Keeps so I kept hoping that Mathewson would somehow save the book but it never happenedTrevor's demeanor is supposed to come off as humorous and endearing as in Oh ha ha he has no regard for other people's feelings except his own Oh tee hee he thinks everyone around him should be grateful for anything he does while he completely ignores all the things others do for him This did not work for me Trevor thinks he's god's gift to women and that Zoe should be grateful he's even deigning to talk to her because she's not up to his normal exacting standards For her part Zoe does everything for him except assist him in the bathroom and instead of acknowledging all that she does Trevor completely writes it off as his due Yes he's paying her to clean his apartment and get his groceries but what she does for him extends well beyond that Somehow this attitude is supposed to come off as endearing and cute but it just worked to frustrate me Especially at the end when Trevor begins to show some character growth by thinking that maybe he's been taking Zoe for granted Of course that immediately goes down the drain when two seconds later he basically thinks Screw that How dare she not believe I really want to be with her? Trevor is just an awful human beingAnd oh my god the body hate in this book There are so many malicious throw away comments about Zoe and her weight that I lost count Even Trevor hops on this band wagon by constantly thinking Zoe is too fat to be with him In fact he goes out of the way to avoid associating with her in public even in a friendly sense all she gets is an aloof head nod when they see each other Trevor also constantly hears people saying disparaging things about her and just shrugs it off Like yup she's fat Its not my problem that she keeps over hearing co workers malicious comments about her weight and that its hurting her so much that she's starving herself in the attempt to get to a super model size just so they'll stop Seriously? He can't say one thing in her defense even as a friend because the guys might get the impression that he actually has feelings for a woman that doesn't look like a Victoria's Secret model? God I hated this By the end of the book I wanted to give Zoe a cookie and tell her to jump ship on this relationship


  2. says:

    Oh I loved it Another really funny over the top steamy HOT Neighbor From Hell romance IMHO this was just as good if not a wee bit better than Playing for Keeps Trevor wants the PERFECT WIFESo Trevor is a typical Bradford male a guy who is completely full of himself and darn right clueless about women but who is also considerate when he tries loyal and sexy as hell He could eat you out of house and home but he is also a hard worker and a devoted family guy who will be there for you in a pinch Trevor Zoe shares a town home with her landlord’s nephew a converted building where the top and bottom half are their own units The walls are thin the driveway small but the rent is cheap And the guy living upstairs is going to drive her insane So when he steels her pizza delivery on the same day she lost her job and her car window broke she lets him know what a terrible neighbor he is – only to find out he owns the building and is her real landlord and is the biggest jerk alive ZoeFeeling like a total cad for insulting Zoe’s weight problem and making her run away crying he goes about trying to make amends He helps her get a job at the Bradford’s construction site as the office manager offers to repair her car and even offers her a part time job working as his personal shopper and house cleaner Keeping the refrigerator full might just be the hardest part of her job But as Zoe starts to get her life back on track and is even losing weight she can’t help but feel lonely And horny Really horny So could she really do a friends with benefits with her hot neighbor? Why not My final thoughtsThis was such a great addition to the Neighbors From Hell series I can't wait for the next I loved Trevor and Zoe even when he was being a jerk and she was pushing his buttons they really worked for me They were smoking hot together too and I really felt the sexual tension between them It kept me laughing until the end and the ending made me a believer in these crazy Bradford guys I think why I might like this one a bit than Playing For Keep is that Trevor wasn't uite as obnoxious as Jason and I could relate to so many of their situations Zoe's weight problem was a big part of this story and with that comes a woman who doesn't feel beautiful or worthy of a hot guy like Trevor It does take him a while to see past her weight issue but I liked that he got to know her as a person first anyway As he fell for her as a person his opinion of her body morphed into total desire and wild lust I also enjoyed the ending in Perfection too as it wasn't overly angsty like in PFK When he decided Zoe was going to be his he holds nothing back You have to love a guy who is willling to go to such lengths for the woman he loves Sigh We also get to see lots of Jason Haley and their little rug rats Look A baby Bradford ready to chow down Perfection waswell perfection


  3. says:

    Perfection is a funny book with tonnes of good natured banter and sly flippant humour but as Bill Maher recently discovered great comedy is a trifecta of timing content and deliveryI think we know that even a great comic can and has been derailed by the content of their act This book for me was let down by Trevor what with the constant derision of Zoe's looks hair weight clothes etc Yes he eventually sees the error of his ways but by which time I had lost all interestOftentimes I found myself laughing AT Trevor rather than with him; just as I felt overwhelmed by the constant reference to the Bradford appetite for food or the Bradford looks then my favourite the Bradford studs 🙄🔫Oh for the love of all that is holy and snickers ice cream I wanted to bludgeon someone preferably myself but happily I sailed through with no injuries To avoid even the possibility of girl slapping myself I'm refraining from the other books in the series


  4. says:

    Full review now posted 5 ‘damned near perfect’ stars Does no one care that she just manhandled me? Trevor demanded facing the men who should be properly outraged on his behalfJason snorted As long as brings me food she can bitch slap you and call you spankyTrevor narrowed his eyes on the men who dared laugh at his painBetraying bastards Perfection is the second book in RL Mathewson’s Neighbor From Hell series and again one helluva funny read Like the first book this one has laugh out loud dialog romance holy hell it's hot in here heat and I couldn’t put it down DescriptionZoe is used to taking care of herself and has long ago accepted that if anything bad was going to happen it was going to happen to her So when she loses her job over something most bosses would probably be happy with and her life starts going down hill from there she doesn't expect it to get any better She certainly didn't expect any help from the loud jerk next door but then again she has nothing to lose so puts her trust in him and hopes for the best What she didn't expect was the once in a lifetime opportunity that he offers her through an arrangement where they both benefit and no one is supposed to get hurt but she should have known better because her luck has never been that goodLike most Bradfords Trevor has a soft spot for food but that's about all He leads a pretty straightforward life and likes to keep things simple and that includes his relationships He wants the perfect woman and knows exactly what she'll be like So when he discovers much to his horror that he's thinking about his frumpy little neighbor he decides the best way to get his head straight is by working her out of his system He'll keep her around but only until he finds perfectionMy reviewAt the risk of repeating myself this is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read The humor is silly humor but still laugh out loud comical when you ‘hear’ what’s going through Trevor’s head At first I was a little put off by the ‘fat’ comments from him and his friends but the author does a great job of making them look like such moronic douche waffles that I was actually giggling at their cluelessly callous remarksAnd also just to say this is one helluva hot story too The sexual chemistry between Trevor and Zoe burns up the pages and gives them a spot on my ‘sexiest couple’ shelf that I created with them in mindThe bottom lineThis isn’t a tragic compelling tormented hero read There are no deep dark secrets and no emotional rollercoaster rides What this is is a light sexy romance and fun than I can find the words to express Entertaining start to finish and I am soooooooo looking forward to reading


  5. says:

    So Trevor is basically another food obsessed weirdo in the long line of Bradfords and the second neighbor from hell But unlike Jason this guy is a jerk who thinks he is God's gift to womenkind and doesn't give a damn about anything except eating and fucking He keeps bragging thankfully in his solilouy that he has done a favour to Zoe by asking her to sleep with him And that he'll only carry on this arrangement with his plain frumpy tenant till he finds the perfect wife for him who would make every guy around a 10 mile radius burn with jealously and cook like a Master chef contestant All the while thinking he'll never be pussy whipped like his cousin ie have loving feelings for his wife As if this wasn't enough to make me want to give him several swift kicks in his ass he keeps rambling about how a generous and giving person he is Such a doucheZoe on the other hand was so bloody sweet and deserved better than this miserable jerkwad I hated how she was body shamed throughout the book and her being so accepting about the whole scenario Wish she had taken a bat to Trevor's and his buddies' heads and taught them a lessonTrevor does try to make up for all the shit he put her through but never does it feel enough The ending was all sappy and shit like the previous book with food obsessed 'cute' kids and large happy family gatherings but there could have been a bit of grovelling for the guy before Zoe agreed to marry his sorry ass Considering the over the top humor and okayish romance I'd probably give this book 3 stars Definitely a let down from Playing for keeps


  6. says:

    I really needed a pick me up and this book was just perfect for that The funny dialogue the unusual characters and the fact that there was no instalust or instalove made it all better DNot to mention the weird relationship with food that all the Bradford men shareit was definitely a treat POhhhI almost forgotloved the fact that the main female character was a woman with curves and not the most beautiful thing he's ever seen It made this crazy unbelievable story just a little real DBut when Trevor called her fat truenot in so many words I just wanted to pull him out from my Kindle and smack him around a littlehe deserved it


  7. says:

    Kissing my kindleMuahSmackSmoochPeck peck peckI love this fluffy little story When you get past the slightly corny beginning it becomesWonderfuluirkyLightheartedLaugh out loud funnyBetter review when I get to an actual computer


  8. says:

    Don't you just lurve it when a non conventional heroine who was not tall slender and willowy bagged the hot Hero? And in this case the short and plump girl totally brought the wicked stud to his knees Trevor was not as bad as his cousin Jason but a Bradford is still a Bradford known for their love for all that is food And Trevor's antics were eually juvenile in this book too Love for another Bradford in the future books


  9. says:

    October 2013 Reread This book once again rocked my worldWARNING Do not read this in public areaspeople think you are crazy when you laugh hysterically for seemingly no reasonassholesThis has got to be the best 72p I have EVER spent and has now sparked off a teeny tiny obsession with buying every book that RL Mathewson has ever published Zoe has had the worst day of her life Ever Attacked by the bosses wife unfairly fired from her soul destroying job her car window breaking and then the final straw her arrogant neighbour from hell stealing her pick me up pizza She can't take any But the confrontation with her neighbour the handsome arrogant food obsessed Trevor leads in to unexpected directions as they set up a little arrangement to benefit them bothI bought this on impulse as I love plain Jane stories I am ashamed to say I thought it would be a uick enjoyable but ultimately forgettable read I was wrong I LOVED this book It was funny and sexy and it reminded me alot of Shelly Laurenston's style it has the same foul mouthed sarcastic humour THAT I LOVE Trevor also reminded me alot of an SL hero Briec he was adorably arrogant completely self centered most the time but also hot as hell Zoe was good as well funny and I loved seeing her come out her shell watching her wind up Trevor was hilariousThe romance between them as well as being funny was also sweet and steamy they slowly went from fuck buddies to being in a relationship without either of them really noticing The other characters around them were also great the whole Bradford Clan were completely food obsessed and a little insane and I can't wait to read about themThis was a great book I loved every second of it am now off to to loot the rest of RL Mathewson's books


  10. says:

    RL Mathewson is uite a find I'm never uite as grateful for GoodReads as when I love a book I wouldn't have picked up if not for my friendsTrevor cousin of Jason hero of the first book is a typical Bradford meaning he has an unhealthy obsession with foodBut unlike his cousin he's not as confident Things were never that easy for him especially not school As a matter of fact since he is dyslexic school was a nightmare of epic proportions Since he never got to shine he decided to marry a perfect woman so that everybody would envy him She would haven to be stunning smart a great cook basically perfect And then there's his tenant Zoe She doesn't fit a single criterium of his and yet he can't stop thinking about herZoe is aware that she's no man's ideal woman But she really doesn't need a hunk like Trevor telling her so She just got fired she's having uite a bad day the last thing she needs is her neighbor from hell doing something stupid again He's impossible And yet as she slowly comes to know him he grows on herI like this book but not uite as much as the first oneZoe is OK unsure of herself but still with a great sense of humor and generosity Trevor himself is not bad a bit wacky but mostly great Except for one thingThe way he thinks of Zoe is a bit disturbing Calling her fat unattractive not worthy of him REALLY? It took him a while to realize he's in love with her mainly because he kept waiting for his PERFECT wife to show up But this scene made up a bit for his behavior his friend Hank brought him a woman to meet at that time he's sleeping with Zoe It's a bit long but I loved it Frowning Trevor looked back at the woman named Mandy and looked her over She was beautiful stunningly so She had just the right amount of makeup perfect silky long black hair ending halfway down her back Her breasts were high and full without the look of plastic and her figure was absolutely perfectWe thought we'd head back to the girl's place so that Mandy could cook us all dinner She's a chef Hank announced with a cocky grin no doubt knowing how attractive a woman who could cook was to a BradfordWhat he didn't know was that so far Mandy was scoring pretty high on Trevor's perfect woman list He shot a look over his shoulder before stepping out onto the front stoop and closing the door behind himHe shot Mandy a smile that she uickly returnedSo Mandy tell meare you a Yankees fan?Yes she said giving him a flirty little smileAre you close to your family?YesLarge family?Yes she answered frowning a bit at his uestions or the rapid fire way he was asking them he didn't know or careDo you think you're fat? he asked narrowing his eyes on her as he waited for her to answerHer beautiful perfectly painted mouth worked soundlessly for a moment before she answered A little but I'm on a diet she rushed to explain as if that's what he wanted to hearDo you like dogs?Yes but I'm of a cat personAre you clingy? he demandedNo she answered with a nervous laugh as she shot her sister who only shrugged a lookWith a regrettable sigh he shook his head I'm sorry but this isn't going to work outWhat the hell are you doing Trevor?Hank demanded anxiously No doubt the man wouldn't be getting laid tonight but Trevor couldn't help it He had his standards and this woman failed them What the hell was the man thinking bringing a woman like that to meet him? Did the man think he was so desperate that he'd consider sleeping with a woman like that? It was really insulting he thought as he climbed onto the couch behind Zoe and pulled her back against his body She of course rewarded him with an elbow to his gut which he manfully took since she turned in his arms and cuddled up uite nicely against himA half hour later as he dozed off he wondered why Hank brought him a woman like that when he clearly had standards Then he remembered that the man was a fucking moron and that explained everything I also liked Toby Zoe's dog a German ShepardHusky mix He's so cute and ZoeTrevor war about what's proper for a male dog to own is adorableThere are actually uite a lot of LOL scenes I really enjoyed the book besides Trevor's TSTL moments I'm definitely going to continue with the series For all those interested yes there will be a next book Rating4 stars


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