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Nd Percy fumble through their first time togetherMonty’s epic grand tour may be over but now that he and Percy are finally a couple he Gentleman’s Guide to PDFEPUB #194 realizes there is something nerve wracking. 45 stars The Gentleman s Guide to Getting Lucky is a sweet sexy short romp about love and sex and planning a future togetherI absolutely LOVED Mackenzi Lee s Montague Siblings Series particularly The Gentleman s Guide to Vice and Virtue It was so uniue so fun so romantic and so poignant Monty and Percy are easily one of my favorite literary couples in recent yearsThis novella is an amuse bouche of sorts coming in at slightly over 100 pages Here Monty Percy Felicity and the crew of the Eleftheria are enjoying some RR on the island of Santorini and all are plotting their next move While Monty and Percy s feelings about one another are now out in the open Monty finds himself nervous for the first time about the next steps in their relationship Why does the idea of intimacy with Percy scare him when he s always been a bit of a rogue Why is he so frightened of Percy s wanting to plan a future togetherI have never in all my born days been this clumsy about getting tangled up with someone Perhaps it s because it s Percy the first person with whom I ve ever made it this far that mattered Or perhaps it s because in the shadowy corners of my heart I know I m the sort of person you romp with for one wild night and then you climb out the window before I wake The sort of person no one wants to be around unless there s some kind of reward involved preferably of a sexual nature Not the sort you bet all your chips on a life with How long before he realizes that And how much longer before he regrets wasting his first time on meThis is such a sweet sexy story complete with the ribald silliness that is a hallmark of these books The craziness goes on a tiny bit too long but ultimately it s just too darned short It s certainly whetted my appetite for Lee s next book in the series which is due out in August 2020If you re a fan of these characters and this terrifically fun creative series make sure you get your fix with this bookSee all of my reviews at itseithersadnessoreuphoriablogspotcomYou can follow me on Instagram at

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In this funny and frothy Guide to ePUB #9734 novella that picks up where the New York Times bestselling The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue leaves off freshly minted The Gentleman’s eBook #225 couple Monty a. Reading this novella is all fun and games until it makes you achingly aware of the lack of cuddling you re experiencing in your lifeSo without further ado here s a list of iconic and memorable moments in this book First of all nothing will ever come close to touching the humor and perfect execution of the uestion do you mean to tell me that you have not actually fornicated yet being met with the incredulous and slightly indignant response dear God Felicity I genuinely strive to cultivate the same holy union of eternal chill and unsubtle snark of Felicity Montague she radiates such mom energy I want her to embarrass me and make me breakfast I stepped on a cockroach this morning when I got out of bed did I tell you that I know I heard you scream To be fair to Monty anyone who says they re not even moderately afraid of cockroaches is either lying or na ve Speaking of which let s have a discussion about Monty I love him That s it That s the discussion Look I didn t ask to be a fan of Monty I didn t ask to have my life disrupted by a tiny meatball of a man who s half 18th century version of a frat boy and half sensitive artist Why this Why me I didn t ask for this Monty telling Felicity Jesus would be mad at her for stealing his day when her birthday fell on Easter one year Percy mentions how tiny Monty isMonty Monty solemnly stating that the only reason Odysseus resisted the sirens was because none of them had an ass as fantastic as Percy s Monty takes a deep breathMonty Percy Anyone who has spent five seconds around Monty yes Percy has a nice ass we know you love Percy s ass You could write a goddamn opera in honor of his ass WE KNOW WE GET IT YOU LOVE PERCY S ASS Monty lamenting the lack of whoopee in his life I m a bit concerned my virginity is starting to grow back puts both hands on Monty s shoulders and gazes intently into his eyes Monty you fucking moron that s not how it works Monty unsubtly flexing while cuddling with Percy to impress him with his meaty arms I guess Monty factually maintaining that he would be sporting a semi if Percy so much as sneezes or breathesor generally exists in Monty s defense no man will ever be as attractive as Percy emerging from the ocean shirtless water dripping on his chest and a wide grin on his face inviting Monty for a swim That s just a fact So I m sure you ve caught on that this novella is pretty much just about Monty making commendable if doomed efforts to get laid I wish I put as much effort into my college assignments as Monty did for such a noble cause Also I can t overstate my appreciation for how committed Felicity was to assisting Monty in finally smashing Percy Not only did she come up with an ingenuously elaborate plan to get rid of the sailors aboard the ship she also tidied up the room and lit candles and arranged for food on the table Are there are there real siblings like Felicity Montague do theyexist What I should have been worried about how I am going to pay for collegeWhat I d been worried about how Monty Percy will get it on without ruining their relationship Seriously This novella should just be called Two times Monty didn t get laid and the one time he di what s that That didn t work either Well I m actually slightly concerned about Monty he was literally half dead of blue balls by the end In my defense we were left unsupervised I mean look that s relatable Plus being the gay human disaster of the family is hard work but someone Monty has to do it Also apparently Percy Newton the human manifestation of a condensed sunshine reads erotic leaflets in his past time I don t know what to do with this piece of information Percy s my son I ve never thought about him like that and I never will In fact I already forgot about it goodbye Jokes aside I binge read this book and it was the best therapy session I ve ever had Percy and Monty love each other so much which prompted a very awkward moment in which I realized the actual physical ache in my chest is because of the romance between two fictional characters I love them so much I don t really want to use words just flail my arms and shriek in different pitches to express my feelings and I m warm with the satisfaction of knowing that Monty and Percy will forever be okay because they ve learned the most indispensable Relationship 101 lesson you know what s ultimately so fucking hot an open and healthy communication and feeling validated and understood and appreciated Fuck yeah also not gonna lie I almost cried at Scipio fiercely apologizing to Monty for ever feeling like he had to hide who he is from him and apologizing that the world makes him feel as though he has to a fictional pirate is literally a better father figure than most dads in the world I wish I could travel backward in time and tell Monty of two years ago lying on the lawn of his father s house with a bruised rib cage realizing he was falling in love with the only person who gave him a reason to live that he d be here someday BLOG 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Than being chased across Europe getting together with the person you loveWill the romantic allure of Santorini make his first time with Percy magical or will all the anticipation and build up completely spoil the moo. WHEN will a man as sweet and tall as Percy Newton come into my life I relate to bi disaster Monty so much but where s MY sweet bfgf who kill give me soft kisses all the time anyway this was cute funny thats all I have to say on that Missing, Assumed Dead of Santorini make his first time with Percy magical Eat It (Harder, or will all the anticipation and build up completely spoil the moo. WHEN will a man as sweet and tall as Percy Newton come into my life I relate to bi disaster Monty so much but where s MY sweet bfgf who kill give me soft kisses all the time anyway this was cute funny thats all I have to say The Fever King (Feverwake, on that


10 thoughts on “The Gentleman’s Guide to Getting Lucky

  1. says:

    Reading this novella is all fun and games until it makes you achingly aware of the lack of cuddling you're experiencing in your lifeSo without further ado here's a list of iconic and memorable moments in this book• Firs

  2. says:

    I’M CRYING IN A CORNER BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE

  3. says:

    don't agree with my old review so she gone lol

  4. says:

    WAIT What? OoHold a secondWhen did this become a thing and why the freaking hell didn't I know about it?I need Monty and Percy in m

  5. says:

    This was entirely adorable and so utterly awkward it was hilarious I actually could read an infinitely long series about Percy and Monty juuuust saying in case the bookish gods want to grant that reuest It is pretty much 50pgs of Monty and Percy trying to have sex and everything of ever going wrong 😂It made me laugh out loud though I love their banter and Monty's panic meltdowns and the fact that the worst

  6. says:

    45 stars The Gentleman's Guide to Getting Lucky is a sweet sexy short romp about love and sex and planning a future togetherI absolutely LOVED Mackenzi Lee’s Montague Siblings Series particularly The Gentleman

  7. says:

    WE HATE RICHARD PEELEUgh this was ridiculously cute and hilarious and I can die happy now My heart is so full and my stomach hurts from laughing If you didn’t already know I fucking adore Monty and Percy I love them and The Gentleman’s Guide so much that I’m still after six months and reading it three times unable to write a review be

  8. says:

    WHEN will a man as sweet and tall as Percy Newton come into my life? I relate to bi disaster Monty so much but where's MY sweet bfgf who kill give me soft kisses all the time anyway this was cute funny thats all

  9. says:

    1 The Gentlemen's Guide To Vice and Virtue ★★★★★ The Gentlemen's Guide To Getting Lucky ★★★★2 The Lady's Guide To Petticoats and Piracy ★★★★★ omfg i love them so much it hurts

  10. says:

    this was so cute and fun to read i love Monty and Percy with all my heart

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